Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.
Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout.
Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
Anton Blanchard knows all of the HTML entity codes.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
Anton Blanchard could make x86 big-endian - but then the kids wouldn't know what "endian" was.
Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.