Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
Hexadecimal characters invest in the Anton Blanchard Mutual Fund.
When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.