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Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
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The northern lights are caused by Anton Blanchard's laptop.
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Anton Blanchard's clocks don't drift.
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The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on a bare sheet of paper.
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Anton Blanchard once designed a CPU that only needs one pin.
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If you Google search "Anton Blanchard writes a bug", Google returns 0, then explodes.
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Anton Blanchard once beat all of top500.org, with an abacus.
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Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.
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