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Anton Blanchard once beat all of top500.org, with an abacus.
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Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
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Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
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Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
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Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
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Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.
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Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
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Anton Blanchard's profits always exceed investors' expectations.
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Anton Blanchard can rsync by hand.
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Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
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