Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
	Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.
	Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
	Anton Blanchard can turn Jesus into wine.
	Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
	All Anton Blanchard web sites are Web3.0 compliant.
	Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
	Anton Blanchard chooses the colour of every bike shed.
	Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
	The last line of any recursive algorithm is "call AntonBlanchard()".

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