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Anton Blanchard once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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Anton Blanchard calls Hipsters what they really are: Pussies.
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Disk quotas don't apply to Anton Blanchard.
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When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Anton Blanchard.
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Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.
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If your select() times out, you're not Anton Blanchard!
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People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
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Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.
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