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Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
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Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
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Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
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Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
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Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
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When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
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Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
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Anton Blanchard fact sites are secure even over http://
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