Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard knows whether or not P=NP.
Anton Blanchard can read upside down French newspapers while asleep.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard could make Itanium run fast.
When Anton Blanchard was a child, he used to climb binary trees.
When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.