The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard uses python to write scripts. An actual python.
Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
Anton Blanchard is the next generation.
Anton Blanchard once solved 10 crit-sits in 10 minutes, although the first 9 minutes were spent playing pong on an Etch-a-Sketch.
There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
Hexadecimal characters invest in the Anton Blanchard Mutual Fund.
Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.