Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
	Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
	Disk quotas don't apply to Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
	All Anton Blanchard web sites are Web3.0 compliant.
	Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
	Anton Blanchard has 0 cycle latency.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
	The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?