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If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard's clocks don't drift.
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Anton Blanchard is exempt from sales tax in all states.
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Anton Blanchard's "+1"s on Google Plus are actually worth +2.
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Anton Blanchard uses sed expressions to fix his sed expressions.
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Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
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There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
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Anton Blanchard uses python to write scripts. An actual python.
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The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
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