Anton Blanchard can fork()
Anton Blanchard once did a depth-first-search on an oak tree.
Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard doesn't have birthdays, the Sun has Anton-days.
The original name for UNIX was Anton Blanchard.
If you look closely at a hexdump of Anton Blanchard's code, all you see is blond, brunette, redhead.
Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.
Anton Blanchard found and killed Osama bin Laden.
None of Anton Blanchard's patches contain traces of peanuts.