Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
Anton Blanchard is exempt from sales tax in all states.
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
Anton Blanchard's profits always exceed investors' expectations.
Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.