Anton Blanchard's junk code is better than your polished code.
Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard has written an algorithm that decides the halting problem.
Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.