When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard's junk code is better than your polished code.
	Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
	Anton Blanchard calls Hipsters what they really are: Pussies.
	Given any number, Anton Blanchard can re-write the C function you used to calculate it.
	When Anton Blanchard was a child, he used to climb binary trees.
	Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
	Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
	Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
	Hexadecimal characters invest in the Anton Blanchard Mutual Fund.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?