Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is not "too old for this shit".
Anton Blanchard doesn't hire cars. Anton Blanchard owns all cars and lets the world use them, sometimes.
Anton Blanchard's laptop monitor is brighter than the sun.
NICs don't dare interrupt Anton Blanchard.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.
Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%. only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.