Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard once got seven shots out of a six-shooter.
Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.