Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.
Anton Blanchard is fault tolerant.
Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard's packets are immune to PRISM monitoring.
When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.
Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.