If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
.AntonBlanchard is a top-level domain.
To walk a mile in Anton Blanchard's footsteps, you'd actually need to walk two miles.
Given any number, Anton Blanchard can re-write the C function you used to calculate it.
Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.