NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
Anton Blanchard was once awarded three Michelin stars, after accidentally dropping a sandwich on the side of the road.
Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
The northern lights are caused by Anton Blanchard's laptop.
Anton Blanchard once used an arc welder to power a computer.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard calls Hipsters what they really are: Pussies.