Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
Despite studying at UTS, Anton Blanchard did learn engineering.
Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
Anton Blanchard knows Victoria's Secret.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard exists in real time and virtual time, and replicates instantly without overhead.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
He has confidence beyond reason. You ain't gonna catch him. He's motherfucking Anton Blanchard!