Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
Anton Blanchard's favorite smell is that of a fresh CPU cooling gently on the window-sill.
Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
Anton Blanchard is bigger than The Beatles.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
checkpatch.pl only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.
Anton Blanchard could make Itanium run fast.