None of Anton Blanchard's patches contain traces of peanuts.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.
If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
Anton Blanchard is bigger than The Beatles.
Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.
All algorithms designed by Anton Blanchard are O(-1).
Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.