Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
Anton Blanchard knows irregular expressions.
Anton Blanchard once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
Anton Blanchard's code runs with negative CPI.
Anton Blanchard can fork()
Anton Blanchard once beat all of top500.org, with an abacus.