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Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
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Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
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Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
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Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
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Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
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Anton Blanchard is exempt from sales tax in all states.
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Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
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Anton Blanchard's profits always exceed investors' expectations.
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Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
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Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
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