Anton Blanchard can rsync by hand.
Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
Anton Blanchard is Prime Minster for a full term.
Anton Blanchard only needs one turntable and no microphone.
Anton Blanchard can beat the WOPR at tick, tac, toe.
All algorithms designed by Anton Blanchard are O(-1).
Anton Blanchard can make Linux run with zero cores.
If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
Anton Blanchard operates at 4.7THz.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.