Anton Blanchard's clocks don't drift.
The original name for UNIX was Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
Anton Blanchard can edit kernel source with 'xeyes'.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a search engine. Anton Blanchard knows where all data is all the time.
Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard knows whether or not P=NP.