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Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
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Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
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Anton Blanchard is not "too old for this shit".
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root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
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Anton Blanchard fills gaps with low-priority jobs.
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Anton Blanchard exists in real time and virtual time, and replicates instantly without overhead.
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Anton Blanchard has reduced The Thirteen StepsTM to two, where step two is breakfast.
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Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
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Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need backups -- he can type faster.
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