Anton Blanchard once taught a fish to play dance-dance-revolution.
Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard's mood is measured in volts - It's never been below 110,000V.
Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard can predict the output of a random number generator.