Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
Non-geek girls will talk geek to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard once paid his bar tab with an actual tab key.
Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard works in a paperless office but his monthly travel itinerary still takes two people to lift.
None of Anton Blanchard's patches contain traces of peanuts.
The northern lights are caused by Anton Blanchard's laptop.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.