Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
The stratum-0 time is derived from Anton Blanchard's shinybook.
Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
Anton Blanchard's packets are immune to PRISM monitoring.
Anton Blanchard once solved 10 crit-sits in 10 minutes, although the first 9 minutes were spent playing pong on an Etch-a-Sketch.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
Anton Blanchard has Real Ultimate POWER!
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard. only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.