If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
Anton Blanchard personally funded the $700 billion bailout.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Anton Blanchard could make x86 big-endian - but then the kids wouldn't know what "endian" was.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.