Anton Blanchard doesn't need a computer - an LED, a switch and an ethernet cable is enough.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
	Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
	Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
	Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
	If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
	Anton Blanchard once got seven shots out of a six-shooter.
	Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.
	The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
	Anton Blanchard uses python to write scripts. An actual python.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?