Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout.
When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.