Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
Anton Blanchard can read upside down French newspapers while asleep.
When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
Anton Blanchard thinks that DNS is a crutch.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need backups -- he can type faster.
Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.