Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard doesn't do a keg stand - keg stands do an Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on a bare sheet of paper.
Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.
Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.
Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
When Anton Blanchard was a child, he used to climb binary trees.