Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
The original name for UNIX was Anton Blanchard.
There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
Anton Blanchard counseled HAL back to sanity.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.