Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.
Anton Blanchard doesn't do a keg stand - keg stands do an Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.
Anton Blanchard: your argument is invalid.
Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.
When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.