Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
Anton Blanchard is so famous he has this own theme song (in English).
Anton Blanchard has Real Ultimate POWER!
Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a computer - an LED, a switch and an ethernet cable is enough.
Anton Blanchard's junk code is better than your polished code.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.