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Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
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There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
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If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
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Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
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Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
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Anton Blanchard once got seven shots out of a six-shooter.
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Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
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Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
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Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
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Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
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