The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
Anton Blanchard takes only 1 day to be resurrected.
Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need backups -- he can type faster.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Knowledge is power; power is Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is fully anti-aliased.
There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.