Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard chooses the colour of every bike shed.
NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
Anton Blanchard's code runs with negative CPI.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.