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Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
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Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
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Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
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Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
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There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
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The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
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Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
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Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout.
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When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
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