Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.
Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Anton Blanchard knows that the cat is dead ... he killed it! He killed Schroedinger too, and turned the box into a rack for his machines
All algorithms designed by Anton Blanchard are O(-1).
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance
Anton Blanchard once paid his bar tab with an actual tab key.
Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.