Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.
Anton Blanchard fills gaps with low-priority jobs.
Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard chooses the colour of every bike shed.
Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
Despite studying at UTS, Anton Blanchard did learn engineering.
Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.