Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
Every key on Anton Blanchards keyboard is an any key.
Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
Anton Blanchard knows irregular expressions.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.
Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.