Anton Blanchard counseled HAL back to sanity.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
To walk a mile in Anton Blanchard's footsteps, you'd actually need to walk two miles.
Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.
Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.