Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
Anton Blanchard's milkshakes bring all the people to the yard, regardless of gender.
Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh. only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.
Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.